"I Started Work at 8 Bryan"

lol that was funny

Ill ruin it for everyone else.

Steve Foxx: [Winston is handcuffing herself to the underneath of the front wheel of Steve's car] Okay now, Winston, apart from being an environmental activist, you're also a racist. Do you feel as though there's any contradictions there?
Winston: Not at all, mate. I believe in conserving the environment. I think it should be preserved so it can be enjoyed by future generations of white people.
Steve Foxx: Hmm. [gets in his car  Ill ruin
Winston: [shouts] Save the forest! Stop immigration! Save the forest! Stop immigration!
[Steve starts the engine and drives forward]
Winston: [off screen] Save the... aaaaah!
[car front bumps upwards and keeps going]

Steve Foxx: [voice-over with scenes of people and places in Kiama] We're at the seaside town of Kiama, which is about 70 minutes drive south of Sydney. A popular site for family picnics, art 'n' craft fairs, and outdoor puppet-shows, which makes it one of the weakest towns on the eastern seaboard. Little surprise, then, that Kiama is the home of abseiling.

The Womp: Welcome to "Fistory", a celebration of our extreme past. In 1912, the Titanic was the most sea-worthy vessel that modern technology could build. It was so unsinkable that one book-maker offered 1,000,000-1 odds against it against it going down. And then it did. Just minutes after it left the dock, the Titanic was struck by lightning! ...It was hit by an iceberg, killing 1500 passengers, and a book-maker. Iceberg, I think you get the "Full Fist", for your power that remained unrivalled until 1974, when a ham sandwich came out of nowhere to take on Mama Cass!

Steve Foxx: G'day. Now, we do a whole lot of extreme stuff on our show, a lot of stuff that you kids shouldn't try... unless you're filming. Make sure you've got a friend with a camera if you're gonna do anything that could get you killed. Send the footage to "Double the Fist", care of the address below!