"Mephisto you've got no pants on what the story?" - Steve Foxx
Steve intros people like that a ton but that's by far the best one.
Ugly Dave Gray: "haha... and here's another one you won't like.."
Steve Foxx: A train travelling at 100km per hour leaves St Petersburg at 12:00am it travels to Zurich 500km away, but has a delay which takes a third of the total travelling time. What time does it reach Zurich?
Emily: 7:30am
Steve Foxx: No I'm sorry you forgot to take into account the time difference between Zurich and St Petersburg.
Steve: "Rod pick a number between 1 and 500"
Rod: "eh!"
Steve: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500, what is it?"
Rod: "What I have to guess?"
Steve: "Only if you can't work it out"