Seeing as I accidentally created him, I feel duty bound to spread good will to all men about this truly awesome clone.

159 kilos in "a matter of hours"? That's some pure fistworthy weight gain. It's taken me 21 years to reach 90 kilos. And the Philippines? Better than being knocked off by some Taiwanese children. Philippino craftsmanship is far superior in all ways.

Goxxy doesn't need his own show - he's doing the most fistworthy activity known to man - watching the last Olympics not to be hosted by communists. And seriously, what's more powerful than a race of people represented by a man carrying the earth on his back?

And hot-dogs are the single greatest use of mechanically recovered meat in the Western world. So THERE. Steve Goxx, I salute you.

(Ugh, I'm going to regret this in the morning.)