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 9/24/2008 10:55:06 AM
manatiki
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Re: The Steve Goxx Fan Club
Dammit, Cal - now you made me picture that man (who may be quite a nice fellow but is now & forever Steve Goxx) trapped in a corner & acting ferocious. I'll concede that he could possibly win a fight...perhaps by sheer force of gravitation? Maybe by manipulating tides?
As for the folk wisdom about prey, how does that explain that the prey I've cornered is either dead or escaped, and I'm still reasonably free of scars? Don't make me give you a list of things more ferocious than cornered prey, unless you've a really high tolerance for boredom...
No - I still reckon Goxx suffers from gravity, and Foxx? Gravity suffers from HIM.
 9/24/2008 1:08:47 PM
manatiki
48 posts


Re: The Steve Goxx Fan Club
Ah, fuck! What was I thinking? OF COURSE it would be extremely dangerous to get him in a corner.
You'd be savagely blindsided by his mum's handbag. No fist.
 9/26/2008 1:17:52 PM
ubercaledor
325 posts
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Re: The Steve Goxx Fan Club
ah! see you make the mistake between the definition of fistworthiness and predator!

Predators can be totally lame, take for example: sharks in Fist Factory, shrews, crows, etc...

Whereas if you look at elephants- sure they get killed by cave-men with spears, but cavemen are totally fistworthy! Plus if you look at the total devistation Hannibal Barca wreaked over the weak Roman Legions with just a fistful (which is not that many, really.. because it's pretty hard to carry more than one in a fist) of war-elephants- that deserves some respect.

Plus if you go onto youtube and search for "elephant+bezerk+india", you'll see how fistworthy prey can be. Especially prey with weight on its side... just like GOXX!! (the circle is complete)
 9/26/2008 1:49:42 PM
manatiki
48 posts


Re: The Steve Goxx Fan Club
You make some good points. I've never personally preyed on an elephant, but then I'm not really that religious.
Hannibal was a little careless with his elephants. Heard he 'lost' a few on the way. If he'd turned them into burgers (and who's to say he didn't), then Steve Goxx would have been very dangerous to them indeed, had he been there (and who's to say he wasn't - reincarnation ain't just being a flower again). Also, that leads me to thinking that, if I ran a takeaway, Goxx's sudden appearance could well make me nervous. He has potential.
Anyway, don't go thinking I don't believe prey is worthy of respect. They're so tasty.
 9/26/2008 2:20:25 PM
Seven
187 posts
5th


Re: The Steve Goxx Fan Club

 ubercaledor wrote
Plus if you look at the total devistation Hannibal Barca wreaked over the weak Roman Legions with just a fistful (which is not that many, really.. because it's pretty hard to carry more than one in a fist) of war-elephants- that deserves some respect.

If he had of brought some hippos he could of taken Rome...
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